maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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