Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Randomize
