are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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