You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Sorry my hands just texted you
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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