North Korea, Best Korea!
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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