How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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