does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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