omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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