He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
