hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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