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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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