the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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