i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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