my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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