the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
