i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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