is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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