try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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