I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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