spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Drake has all the answers
Randomize
