Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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