oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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