Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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