I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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