Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power