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(503): View more from Oregon

...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...

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(503): ...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home... http://tfl.nu/g51m

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(813): View more from Florida

i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it

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(813): i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it http://tfl.nu/qhxq

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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.

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(+26): And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores. http://tfl.nu/l5oq

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(404): View more from Georgia

where are you?

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sonic

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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.

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(404): where are you? (1-404): sonic (404): Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs. http://tfl.nu/pjgu

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(843): View more from South Carolina

i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.

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(843): i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding. http://tfl.nu/yb0x

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(347): View more from New York

i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...

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sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules

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(347): i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up... (404): sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules http://tfl.nu/ozdh

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(613): View more from Ontario

Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

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(613): Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots? http://tfl.nu/j4og

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(218): View more from Minnesota

okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"

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(218): okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy" http://tfl.nu/xm1o

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(435): View more from Utah

Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line

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(435): Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line http://tfl.nu/ol2d

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(480): View more from Arizona

her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.

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(480): her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying. http://tfl.nu/a94q

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(253): View more from Washington

Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....

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(253): Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse.... http://tfl.nu/k31y

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(514): View more from Quebec

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!

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(514): OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR! http://tfl.nu/abrr

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(310): View more from California

I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.

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(310): I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina. http://tfl.nu/rytq

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(630): View more from Illinois

I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.

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(630): I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them. http://tfl.nu/i0r0

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(616): View more from Michigan

You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe

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(616): You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe http://tfl.nu/yj87

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