Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.