No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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