Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This is classic penis vs brain.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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