I want to make a zoo with you.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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