seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
