the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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