Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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