why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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