Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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