when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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