we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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