It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm at about main and main street
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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