yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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