One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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