We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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