im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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