I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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