SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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