apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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