How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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