Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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