They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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