You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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