Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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