Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
When are your genitals available?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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