what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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