How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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