Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
50% drunk capacity currently
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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