a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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