we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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