Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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