Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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