I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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